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Monday, January 23rd, 2012
7:30 pm
Just bumping the comm so it doesn't get purged.

Shame it hasn't been used...
Sunday, August 2nd, 2009
8:59 pm
It's all relative
"His works better because it's thicker!"

Measuring what now?Collapse )

Now, why has this comm had no posts in three years?
Wednesday, November 8th, 2006
3:15 am
Not really an out of context, more of a Freudian. Requires a bit of explanation though so here's a cut just for fun:

eh?Collapse )
3:12 am
"My head feels strange from blowing."

blowing what now?Collapse )
Wednesday, October 11th, 2006
3:31 pm
my friend: seen any big horse cocks?
her friend: i took my first one on Monday and my thighs are killing me

I'm sure they are!Collapse )
Sunday, October 2nd, 2005
11:58 am
Quote of the morning
gekko: "My legs are spreading and I can't stop them!"

Oh really now?Collapse )

Current Mood: amused
Thursday, February 10th, 2005
4:03 pm
"I am not comfortable being naked with Sir Mix-A-Lot"

Context behind cut...Collapse )
Saturday, January 22nd, 2005
6:58 pm
"This thing is really fun to stroke...And its hair is like my hair"

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Thursday, January 6th, 2005
6:31 am
Me: "Is it up yet?"
Fiancé: "I can't get it up that fast!"

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Monday, September 27th, 2004
2:30 am
I'm not really sure how to even put this and I can't figure out the lj cuts yet...but i'll do my best.

I was at a music festival w/ a bunch of very liberal people. We're all near our tents and it started to rain when this girl yells out "I'm all wet!" Her boyfriend proceeds to laugh b/c of what she just said. And she snaps back by saying direcly to him "I haven't been this wet in a long time...sweetie."

Okay so it was funny at the time!
Sunday, September 19th, 2004
12:58 pm
Shaunna: "I like it when it gets hard"

the first thing my friend's stepdad heard walking into the house from the backyard.  we were discussing chocolate sauce on ice cream at the time :p
3:45 pm
Rachel: try me
Joe: huh?! =O
Friday, May 14th, 2004
6:20 pm
"It won't get off!!"

the real storyCollapse )
Friday, April 23rd, 2004
9:35 pm
My GF: Later tonight we can play guess that smell!
what?!?!Collapse )

Current Mood: amused
Monday, March 22nd, 2004
7:52 pm
Two classics from this weekend.

Comment from brother's girlfriend:

"Well maybe he'd like to run around and be hit by big balls"

Explanation HereCollapse )

Me: "Oooh do they come on t-shirts too?"

And hidden here....Collapse )
Sunday, January 25th, 2004
10:19 pm
"Thats not a hairbrush, thats a hippopotamus!"

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Monday, January 12th, 2004
5:56 pm
Friend: I must remember to envy at the Crotch

Want an explanationCollapse )
Sunday, January 11th, 2004
6:59 pm
"she was totally eaten out"

the explainationCollapse )

Current Mood: amused
Friday, January 2nd, 2004
2:28 am
"I screwed it in like four different places."

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Sunday, December 21st, 2003
12:39 am
setting people on fire is always fun
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Current Mood: awake
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