Comment from brother's girlfriend:
"Well maybe he'd like to run around and be hit by big balls"
She was talking about her guinea pigs and the hailstorm that had just happened and whether said guinea pig would be intrigued by hail.
Me: "Oooh do they come on t-shirts too?"
I was talking to friends of boyfriend who were saying that one of them had a collection of t-shirts featuring asian women who he has a bit of a thing for. My response was sadly misinterpreted....